So you want to slag us off, is that it?
Well, you wouldn’t be the first to do so. But we like you, so we’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. Just tell us your email address, your name and your opinion on Wensleydale cheese and you’ll be able to send us pretty much anything you want.
Of course, you can just email firstname.lastname@example.org, but that really would be mocking all the hard work we’ve put into making that pretty little contact form down there.
Anyway, go for it. We’ll get straight back to you.